Boy Vs Conductor (Hindi Jokes)

Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein
khada hoke traval karta hein.

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Bus conductor : tu roz darvaze mein
kadha rehta hein,
Tera baap kahin pe choukidar hein
kya?
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Boy replies : tu roz paise mangta
hein to, tera baap pehle bhikari
tha kya…!

Funny Incidence

Father – Beta Zara Apna Mobile Dena 1 min 
Son – 1 Minute ON Kar Dun !! 
Delete Videos
Delete photos
Delete Calls
Delete Messages
Ye Lo Dad ON Ho Gaya Start !
Dad – Arrey Nahi Bas Time Bata De ! 

Nurse and Patents

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name?

Patient: Raju

Nurse: What’s your Birthdate?

Patient : 01 Feb

Nurse : Are you Married?

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Patient : No no , it was a car accident

Boy and Angel Funny Indian Jokes Hindi

Raju :”Maa apne mujhe jhut kyo bola ???
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Maa :”Kab ???
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Raju :”Aap ne kaha tha tumhari choti behen pari
hai
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Maa :”Haan wo hai
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Raju :”To jab mene use balcony se phenka to wo
udi kyo nhi

Doctors vs teacher hindi (Indian jokes)

10 Doctor aur 1 teacher helicopter ki rassi se
latke the.

Ek Pailot ne kaha, vajan jyada hai koi 1 Aadmi rasi chood de.. varna sab giroge..

Teacher bola ye kurbani main dunga.

TALIYAN bajaiye

Aur sare Doctor taali bajane lage aur Vajan kam
ho gaya

Moral of the story :- chahe Doctor ban jao par
guru hamesa guru hi hota hai.

Hindi Funny Joke

Ek Shaitani Chudeil ne Buzurg pati Patni ko
Pakad liya..
Chudeil:” Mai Tum Dono ki Ek-Ek khwaish Poori
kar sakti hu
Patni:” Mujhe apne Pati k Saath Duniya
Ghumni hai
Chudeil ne chaddi Ghumayi aur Wolrd Tour ki Do
Ticket aa gayi
Chudeil ne Pati se poocha:” tumhe kya chahiye ??
Pati:” Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti patni chahiye
Chudeil ne Chaddi Ghumayi aur Pati ko 90 Saal
ka kar Diya..
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To Kya seekha sabne is Kahani se..???
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“Aadmi ko Yaad Rakhna chahiye ke Aakhir
Chudiel bhito Ek Aurat hi hai…

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy