Monday, September 17, 2012

Husband and Wife in Court getting Divorce.

Scene: Husband and Wife in Court getting Divorce.

The Problem:Who should get Custody of the Child?

Wife jumped up and said:"Your Honour I brought d child into this world with Pain and Labour So it should be in My Custody."

The Judge turns 2 Husband & says "What do You have to say in your defence?"

The Husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.

"Your Honour. If I put a dollar in a Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes Out, whose Pepsi is it? The Machine's or Mine?"

Yeh sunke...Wife replied: "Judge Sahab...Bartan Mera...Doodh bhi Mera...Aur Usme Dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond Daalne se Dahi bana To fir Wo dahi kiska.?
Mera ya 2 Boond daalne wale ka"

Husband replied : "Typewriter me kagaz Maine dala, keys daba-daba kar Mehnat Maine ki, fir Chithi kiski? Typewriter ki ya Meri?"

Frustrated Judge (Getting
mad): "Abey Saale Agar Tu Chithi Haath se hi likh leta To ye Noubat hi na Aati..!=))


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