Puppu & Dad

PApPU Ka BAaP USA se LaUTa 
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Baap :- teri maa kaha hai ??
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Pappu :- padosi ke sath bhag gayi.
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Baap:- tune muje bataya kyu nahi Nalayak ??
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Pappu:- socha surprize de du ... 

MUNNA CIRCUIT

Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!

Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai?
Cirkit: Bhai SMS
Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai?
Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh
S=SARDAR
M=MANMOHAN
S=SINGH


Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??

Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.

Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He?
Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munaa- English Me Bole To
“WASHING TOWN"

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!

Biscuit Compitition

Girl : Have a Good Day!

Boy : No thank you

Girl : what??

Boy : I like Parle-G more.....

Best Jokes Ever

Santa and Banta were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here).
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Santa:
Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.

Banta:
Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai,
aur mera sirf ghoda..!

( The joke doesn't end here either )
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Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai...

Vishy:
Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate hai.

Santa-Banta:
Nahi, aap to hume aasanise hara doge.

Vishy:
Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela.

Santa-Banta:
Phir bhi hum haar jayenge

Vishy:
Okay, mai left hand se khelunga...

Santa-Banta:
Haan. Phir thik hai.

The joke still doesn't end.

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Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai.

Santa:
Badi sharmanaak baat hai yaar.
Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.

Banta:
Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

Santa:
Kaise?

Banta:
Saala lefty hi hoga...!

Girls nd Petrol

PETROL Ke Daam Ladkiyon Ki Tarah
Hote Hai...?
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Pata Chal Jaye Ki Aap Uske Bina Reh
Nahi Sakte,
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To Unke Bhav Badhte Hi Jate
Hai
Agree boys?

Wifi matter

Aik ladki roz jab college se ghar ati to

1ladke ko apne ghar k bahar khada dekhti...

Aisa roz hota tha, even pura 1 saal beet gaya..

aur wo ladka roz us ko apne ghar k samne nazar aata..

Wo kuch nahi kehta tha bas chup chaap

kabhi agey pechay aur kabhi apne mobile phone ko dekhta..

Ladki ko yaqeen hone laga k ladka usko chahta hai..

ek din ladki ne himmat kar k us k pas ja k poch lia k

tum roz aise mere ghar k bahar kyu khade hote ho ??

Ladka ghabra gaya aur foran bola :

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Maaf karna bahen actually tumhare wifi pe

password nahi laga hua wo use karne aata hun....

Wifi matter

Aik ladki roz jab college se ghar ati to

1ladke ko apne ghar k bahar khada dekhti...

Aisa roz hota tha, even pura 1 saal beet gaya..

aur wo ladka roz us ko apne ghar k samne nazar aata..

Wo kuch nahi kehta tha bas chup chaap

kabhi agey pechay aur kabhi apne mobile phone ko dekhta..

Ladki ko yaqeen hone laga k ladka usko chahta hai..

ek din ladki ne himmat kar k us k pas ja k poch lia k

tum roz aise mere ghar k bahar kyu khade hote ho ??

Ladka ghabra gaya aur foran bola :

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Maaf karna bahen actually tumhare wifi pe

password nahi laga hua wo use karne aata hun....