Best Jokes Ever

Santa and Banta were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here).
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Santa:
Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.

Banta:
Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai,
aur mera sirf ghoda..!

( The joke doesn't end here either )
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Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai...

Vishy:
Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate hai.

Santa-Banta:
Nahi, aap to hume aasanise hara doge.

Vishy:
Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela.

Santa-Banta:
Phir bhi hum haar jayenge

Vishy:
Okay, mai left hand se khelunga...

Santa-Banta:
Haan. Phir thik hai.

The joke still doesn't end.

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Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai.

Santa:
Badi sharmanaak baat hai yaar.
Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.

Banta:
Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

Santa:
Kaise?

Banta:
Saala lefty hi hoga...!